It's been a while, right?
Well, here goes!

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

I don't have to do this for a living, I just do it for the luxuries like bread and shoes.

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.

I love Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts.

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Don't forget to be kind to strangers. For some who have done this have entertained angels without realizing it.

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.

It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.
-- Albus Dumbledore.

Voldemort killed my parents, he was nothing more than a murderer.
-- Harry Potter.

I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to
-- Sam ; Lord of the Rings.

Gandalf didn't mean for a lot of things to happen Sam; But they did.
- Frodo ; Lord of the Rings.

I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
- Sam ; Lord of the Rings.

The valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I.
- Dwight ; Sin City.

Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him... but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.
- Top Dollar ; The Crow.

I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you.
-- Eric Draven ; The Crow.

 Look around you. In the 7th cavalry, we've got a captain from the Ukraine; another from Puerto Rico. We've got Japanese, Chinese, Blacks, Hispanics, Cherokee Indians. Jews and Gentiles. All Americans. Now here in the states, some of you in this unit may have experienced discrimination because of race or creed. But for you and me now, all that is gone. We're moving into the valley of the shadow of death, where you will watch the back of the man next to you, as he will watch yours. And you won't care what color he is, or by what name he calls God. They say we're leaving home. We're going to what home was always supposed to be. Now let us understand the situation. We are going into battle against a tough and determined enemy.
I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive. But this I swear, before you and before Almighty God, that when we go into battle, I will be the first to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to step off, and I will leave no one behind. Dead or alive, we will all come home together. So help me, God.
-- Lt. Colonel Hal Moore ; We Were Soldiers.

Some had families waiting, for others their only family would be the men they bled beside, there were no bands, flags no honor guards to welcome them home, they went to war because their country ordered them to, but in the end they fought not for country or their flag, they fought for each other.
We who have seen war will never stop seeing it, in the silence of the night we will always hear the screams. So this is our story... For we were soldiers once and young.
-- Joseph Galloway ; We Were Soldiers.

love and inspiration.

Love;

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.
--Martin Luther King, Jr.

I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.
--City of Angels.

I love that you get cold when it is 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
--When Harry Met Sally.

"And in the end, the love you take
Is equal to the love you make."
--John Lennon and Paul McCartney.

"You're nothing short of my everything."
-- Ralph Block

Inspirational;

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
--Theodore Roosevelt.

The important thing is not to stop questioning.
--Alber Einstein.

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
--Winston Churchill.

In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.
--Franklin Roosevelt.

Every man has his own courage, and is betrayed because he seeks in himself the courage of other persons.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson.

sing when you're winning...

So, today I went to Hull FC vs Hull KR. They're the two rugby teams of the city Hull in the UK.
I'm a Hull FC supporter, so when we won 44 to 18 I was super happy. I still am. I'm so ecstatic right now!
But I have to go to work ina about an hour.
There are a couple of KR supporters at work, so I'm gonna be all like, "WHERE'S YOUR COOKIE GONE ! WHERE'S YOURE COOKIE GONE!"
Cookie... or Cooke, is a guy who used to play for the FC, but he quit half way through a season and went over to KR. [He's known as Judas by FC fans.] And apparently, Cooke has been sacked from KR for being charged with drink driving again. He's also turned upto training drunk as well, so I don't think any team other team will have him.

I'm not allowed to save anything from the internet onto my dads laptop, so it's just quotes for now (:

1; I am so much bigger than the life I am leading.

2; I'm not brave enough to take risks that would make me truly happy.

3; I am done with you.
Because you and me are through.
You couldn't help me.
You couldn't save me.
Now I know the end is here.
I am done with you.
-Scars ; Papa Roach.

4; Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

5; Like the naked, leads the blind.
I know Im selfish, Im unkind.
Sucker love I always find,
Someone to bruise and leave behind.
-Every You Every Me ; Placebo.

6; Wish I'd died instead of lived
A zombie hides my face
Shell forgotten, with its memories
Diaries left, with cryptic entries
-Bother ; Stone Sour.

7; The scars run deep inside this tattooed body,
There's things Ill take to my grave.
-Emotionless ; Good Charlotte.

8; I've been stranded here and I'm miles away
Making signals hoping they'd save me
I lock myself inside these walls
'Cause out there I'm always wrong
I don't think I'm gonna make it
-S.O.S ; Good Charlotte.

This is noise pollution, you can't dance to this.

This town is colder now, I think it's sick of us.
It's time to make our move, I'm shaking off the rust.
I've got my heart set, on anywhere but here.
I'm staring down myself, counting up the years.
- Stop & Stare ; One Republic.

Every word, every thought, every sound.
Every touch, every smile, every frown.
All the pain we've endured until now.
All the hope that I lost, you have found.
- Surrender ; Billy Talent.

I'll leave it burning,
& I won't be coming back again!
Because this town tore me down,
& I had to build myself back up again!
- Moving Targets ; This Is Hell.

We're writing confessions behind locked doors that's all we're good for.
Through this what have we learned? It doesn't matter if you play with fire, either way you get burned
This game was fixed from the start, we don't have a chance.
We're just knocking on deaths door, waiting for an answer.
If you're still wondering what the future holds, it's our names in the brightest lights with burned out bulbs.
Through this, what have we learned? It doesn't matter if you play with fire either way you get burned.
- Nobody Leaves Without Singing The Blues ; This Is Hell.

I draw them on reckless, etched in, scratched in like resurrection.
Your sins are killing you and you can bet they'll get me too.
I've got to give some to get some.
Mining in the river, standing in the rain.
Down on your knees as you heave at the drain.
- Pretty Lush ; Glassjaw.

If you touch it, it's cold.
If you drop it, it breaks.
If you hug it, it shakes.
Hold and it shakes.
- Her Name Was Boom ; Glassjaw.

Numb and broken, here I stand alone
Wondering what were the last words I said to you
Hoping, praying that I'll find a way to turn back time
Can I turn back time?
- Rose of Sharyn ; Killswitch Engage.

It's hard to keep you by my side,
Haunted by the vision,
Too ugly,
For one day,
You tried to keep me far behind,
Caught by indecision,
Too ugly,
If only you'd live your life.
- Ugly ; Sevendust.

Hidden away from view,
You start your fires.
The child who became king,
Of the jackals and the liars.
- Carpal Tunnel ; Shadowsfall.

Loaded.
Put it to my head baby.
Understand.
I have a strange killing desire building up within this crush.
Watch the rounds spin.
Pull the trigger.
It's so complex.
And I can taste the lead on my lips.
- Russian Roulette With A Trigger Happy Manic Depressive ; Eighteen Visions.

Shout it out baby, you're full of glitz and glamour.
In the thick of things you're so naive.
- Wine 'Em, Dine 'em, Sixty-Nine 'Em ; Eighteen Visions.

While you were fucking off,
I learned to love myself again.
Even better now I learned to hate you.
C'est la vie, baby, we're through.
See you around,
Maybe on the sixth of never.
- P.S. Don't Write ; Pencey Prep.

I never thought you would've,
Thrown something back,
Ripping apart my heart.
I see you only at night.
- Attention Reader ; Pencey Prep.

And I'm done for now.
xox.